SITE UPDATE: I don't make this stuff up, people—mere hours after Mercury went retrograde, Blogger proceeded to go down, I accidentally overwrote my homepage and now I can't get in to restore it. ALL EXISTENCE IS SUFFERING! Anyhoo, CelebAstroBlogy proper will (Ganesha willing) be back up soon; for now, please browse through the Astrology 101 area. We apologize for any inconvenience Mercury may have caused.